re: #253 WindUpBird

The cynic in me wonders if there’s some bored interns writing that copy, intentionally trying to juice it up for their own amusement.

“We used tyrant and tyrannical. Can we do that? It’s not too repetitive?”

“It’s fine, I’m worried about that federal constitution nowhere… thing. That’s not proper grammar, dude.”

“It sounds punchy. What about “cavalierly”? That has no business being a word!”

“Fuck it. Fax it off and let’s go get some burgers.”

There is a reason why it’s called boilerplate rhetoric, heh!