Catching up:

On the location Former President Trump may be detained: It may cost a bit, but I say we build a somewhat nice but spartan compound for that dude smack dab in the middle of the US county that gave him the largest margin of victory in 2020. I don’t know where that is without research but guarantee it sux.

On alternative punishment: Let him go free if he can fit in a sleeveless jean jacket, and ride a flag festooned old Harley Chopper with a big boob mannequin on the back, helmet-less and unassisted for 10 miles. I guarantee he would not make it

On California: see photo