re: #221 Fozzie Bear

I had to read this a third time before my eyes registered “local place” rather than “local police”. HOLY SHIT OBDI HAS GONE CRAZY AND SOON WE’LL SEE BALD MUGSHOTS ON THE NEWS

I can never go bald. I have a severely misshapen head.

It’s like my skull has a skull.

Totally not noticeable with hair, but bald, I scare children.