re: #234 Mr Pancakes

Twitter… is that the social networks where you post stuff like:

“Took a shower this morning, very refreshing but I need a new shower head. I say that every time I take a shwr.”

“Cooked up some eggs and bacon… very tasty, The yolks were runy so I diped my toast in them. Noticed some of the wht was runy yuk.

Petted the cat… he purred and then horked a furball on the floor.

Wife came home stepped on the furball… I acted surprised.

Canceled Twitter account.

You’ve been using Twitter the WRONGEST way possible, then.

I used to just KNOW down deep in my bones that what you describe was the essence of Twitter.

I was wrong. It is by no means some kind of Utopian digital paradise, but once you figure out how to use it and how many grains of salt to take it with, it can be insanely brilliant.

That said, I will stone-cold shank a beeotch who uses the word “tweet” in my presence.