re: #25 GeneJockey

Welle, Aprille with his showeres sueete failed to pierce the droghte of Marche, and so it is fukinge hott. Oure aire conditioninge hath crapp-ed out, and the Laboratorie hath warmed so that ‘Room Temperature’ hath risen unto 30 degrees. And mine office be but onlie slightlie cooler.

Thou shouldst paye a visite to the wilde north countrie, for lo, ‘tis a mere 2 degrees here. And it didst snow yestereve.