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Mattand3/13/2013 3:22:35 pm PDT

re: #249 freetoken

Shape shifting:

1,200-year-old Egyptian text describes a shape-shifting Jesus

I’m not following the explanation of Jesus being a shape shifter as the reason for Judas’s kiss.

The article relates that the new passages claim that Judas kissed Jesus because of Jesus’s supposed shape-shifting ability (which, BTW, is way cooler than walking on water; but not as cool as raising the dead.)

Here’s what I don’t get: so Jesus is in one form and Judas gives him the old two-lip smackeroo. What’s to stop Jesus from changing shape and lying low until Easter is over?

I mean, JC changes into say, an old man. How the hell does Judas proe he kissed him? Wouldn’t Judas need to be wearing lipstick or something to leave some identifying mark on Jesus?