re: #255 Throbert McGee

But I like Pringles better! And cucumbers just don’t scream “marketable snack item” to me.

Naturally, some of you may be wondering “what about us poor overlooked heterosexual guys?” But not to worry — for them, I’ve invented a delightful iced pastry that tastes like a vagina. I call it, of course, the “Poon Danish™”.

Why can’t it be a flavoured drink mix? You could call it the Poon Tang.