Jodie Brunstetter told a poll worker in Winston-Salem, N.C. Monday that the reason her husband “wrote Amendment 1 was because the Caucasian race is diminishing and we need to uh, reproduce.”

Supposing this were a thing that needed to be done, how is this bizarre? Let me count the ways:
1) There are obviously no non-heterosexual non-whites.
2) Obviously, additionally illegalizing gay marriage will make all homosexual people enter heterosexual marriages, since life-long unmarried people do not exist.
3) Obviously, all heterosexual marriages result in children.