The man certainly has a way with words…

Wall Street Journal went in search of a Republican governor and potential presidential candidate who is not a) under indictment, b) under investigation, and c) underwater in his home state poll. And they lighted upon… Mike Pence of Indiana. He’s ready for his closeup, Mr. Murdoch!…

Mike Pence has an extensive record of being quite the box of rocks, sack of hair, and bag of hammers…

The pile gets higher. Nonetheless, the search for the pony goes on.