re: #261 Eclectic Cyborg

Also designed to appeal to the “CEOs” - “Christmas and Easter Onlys” - people who claim to be religious and show up to church on Christianity’s highest holy days, but otherwise couldn’t be bothered because reasons. It’s supposed to make church look cool for them so they’ll come back, until they get three weeks into the new year and the church is back to its same old shitty self.