re: #239 Dustyvet

A man comes home one day to find a bear on the roof of his house. He is not sure what to do so he calls an exterminator. He asks the exterminator if he can get rid of a bear on the roof of his house. The man says yes and that he will be right over.

When the exterminator gets there he takes a few things out of his truck: a ladder, a stick, a shotgun and a Pit-Bull. He hands the shotgun to the homeowner and says, “OK, I am going to use the ladder to get up on the roof, and then I will use the stick to try and knock the bear off the roof. When there bear lands on the ground the dog will rip his b*lls off, and the bear will run away.”

The homeowner say “Alright. But what is the shotgun for?”

The exterminator says “If the bear knocks me off the roof, I want you to shoot the dog.”