re: #260 PT Barnum

Anybody got plans for Halloween? I’m going as a Republican. I’m going to take all the candy from the kids that show up and tell them it’s because the kids across the street are threatening to take it from them. Then I’ll stay home and gorge myself and watch the riots.

Splendid idea. Will you have moats with sharks (+ lasers) on the property to show the little panhandlers who is really in charge? A machine gun pillbox would also help with this Republican rebranding effort.