I’mma thinking that right about now, Reince Priebus and the rest of the RNC is frantically buying Maalox and scotch by the truckload. Gotta stuck up - after all, there’s still 90 days to go and God only knows what Fuckface von Clownstick is gonna say in that time frame.

Anyway, time for the European shift of Lizardom to call it a day. Goodnight, Lizards.