re: #267 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

Yeah, it’s really time they updated that “What teh poors shouldn’t have but do” list. “Color TV.” Really? Where would you even get a black-and-white TV?
“Microwave ovens”—yeah, they’re really expensive!

HURR HURR OBAMAPHONES!!! WHY CAN’T THEY USE TEH PAY PHONES!!!! WHY THEY HAVE TEH IPHONE I CAN’T AFFORD!!!!!