re: #20 HappyWarrior
Haha, I like that as a riff on Anton Cermak’s “It’s true, I didn’t come here on the Mayflower but I came over here as fast as I could.” I told that one to my SiL’s older sister. She loved it.
The ones I see here are “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could.”