In other news, the Fairfax County tornado, if it ever existed, apparently just went south of me.
I guess that I am relieved rather than disappointed.
Last time I got a tornado warning, I was in the process of walking to the front door to try and figure why there was a sound like handfuls of small pebbles were being thrown against the west facing side of my house.
I and the neighbors figured that a very small tornado had not quite touched down as it passed over our development. It touched down about a quarter mile North and destroyed exactly 1 pickup truck and two trees before dissipating. Iirc, it was officially determined to be a tornado.