HI! I’m EmmmieG, and I just misspelled my own name. I guess I was nervous. I’m so excited to be here at Little Green Footballs!

*Shepherd’s crook starts to inch out*

and I would just love to be part of a pun thread, or a good riff on konspiracee sikology, and…

*Shepherd’s crook ends monologue*

*Offstage*

It was worth a try…