Eek! Forecast for Lubbock -1 F on Sunday, with wind and blowing snow, chill factor -21. If it does dip to -1, it will be the first time since 1987 that Lubbock has gone below zero.

The yokels who survive will no doubt pronounce the end of global warming, ignoring that the all-time low there, January 17 1963, was -17 still air temperature and below zero temps were a yearly occurrence until about 1980.