Spam message just received with a Word doc attached:

Kindly be acknowledged that bank has detected suspicious attempt of amounts withdrawal relating to Your credit card.
Please find enclosed bank statement provided by manager earlier.
In addition attached are security details for Your affirmation.
Andrew Morgan
Senior Consultant

LOL—yeah okay, “Andrew” I’ll open that doc right away. You really need to work on your English before you try to pull this kind of crap. *smh*