re: #261 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

“Do you believe in God?”
“No.”
*BLAM*

“Do you believe in God?”
“Yes.”
“Do you believe in my God?”
“No.”
*BLAM*
“My God’s dick is bigger than your god’s dick.”

Reminds me of the apologetic She Said Yes about a Christian child who was supposedly killed in a school shooting when her captors asked her if she believed in God. Supposedly, she said yes and she got shot.

Didn’t happen. The shooters asked another girl if she believed in God, but left her alone. The child in the story just got shot.