re: #264 Cato the Elder

The closest thing I’ve seen to a real barfight was at my karaoke bar, a douchey I’m-all-that-with-my-polo-shirt-and-my-frosted-hair guy came in at the end of the night, demanded to sing even though the rotation was too deep and there were only a couple songs left, got mad after they shut the PA down, and hurled a full pint glass at the bartender, which whizzed so close by my head I could feel it.

and then they called the cops and away he went!