re: #272 Decatur Deb

Not his dick-trauma I’m worried about.

Yeah, but death by overpenetrating dick-tipped bullet would be insult to lethal injury.

You’d never hear the end of it from the judges that block passage into the Underworld. They’d be constantly summoning back your shade from the Fields of Asphodel, demanding in boomy voices “Tell how you died again. We were wondering if maybe you should in Elysium” while having those facial spasms that means they’re desperately trying not to howl with laughter.