re: #273 Renaissance_Man

He fucking called reporters and pretended to be his own publicist to lie about women, for fuck’s sake.

That should be easy to figure out.

“Hi, this is Donald Trump’s publicist. Say, did you hear he’s stepping out with __________ ______________ and she’s been running around town, saying ‘Donald Trump has the biggest, the HUGEST schlong! He could be in porn - he makes John Holmes look average!!’ so yeah, it’s the biggest dong in history and you might wanna put that in Page Six.”