I briefly dated a gal from Cape Town (we broke up because she moved back to Cape Town and I stayed in Colorado, she still pesters me to visit from time to time) and I taught a gal from Johannesburg how to ski.

Me and Michellen - from Johannesburg, South Africa - on her first day ever skiing.

Though my expertise in South Africa is nowhere near the caliber of Charles’, I am still widely considered in the big leagues when it comes to knowledge of South Africa.