re: #275 Teukka

Actually, I have from verified sources that even Cthulhu thinks #TrumpCare is OTT. Semi-///

Arguably, Cthulhu would approve of TrumpCare, as it means the “stars are right” to herald His return. Let’s go to the source:

Then, whispered Castro, those first men formed the cult around small idols which the Great Ones shewed them; idols brought in dim aeras from dark stars. That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Meanwhile the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return.

-H.P. Lovecraft, “The Call of Cthulhu”.

Plot twist……the GOP is the Cthulhu cult!