Good news from last night’s board meeting: The chairwoman who totalled her car in singles combat with a deer is okay. They towed her car from the side of the highway this morning.

She was wondering how we’re driving our car when it only weighs about 1,100 pounds (though it required repair) while her Seventies land yacht was totalled. She hit her deer at about forty, I hit ours at sixty. (That is the difference of forty years of government regulations plus automotive engineering to comply between her car and ours.)