re: #265 wheat-dogghazi

Seagal is just a few years older than me, and easily a 100 pounds heavier, judging from the photo. When we were younger, he could have whipped my ass easy. Now I figure I can run and move faster — enough it might be a pretty even match.

My ex loved Seagal’s movies. I’m sure I’ve exceeded the recommended maximum dosage of Under Siege several times over.

Confession: I enjoyed some of the earlier Seagal movies…but by the time of Under Siege I’d realized that he only had one script, and it was everyone else on the set trying to create a movie by acting around him. He was probably hell at set meals.
“Steven, can you pass the ketchup?”
(heavy sigh)
“You’d really like that, wouldn’t you? Well let me tell you what I’m going to do…”