So I take it that the majority of folks posting on this thread never read my post.
Uh—people—it was a joke. Fake fight. As in, not real.
You are free to think it wasn’t funny. But you really should click on a link before judging the post behind it.
You know, I didn’t even mention Zombie. But I can fight with him/her, too. Zombie! Yo! It. Is. ON!