Holy crap, I am glad I didn’t watch that Dumpster fire. My liver wouldn’t have survived, and I am out of popcorn.

I think I got a better summation by reading the commentary here at Little Green Footballs and Wonkette.

Even over at the BBC they were trying the “magic balance fairy” argument and how Mr. Trump did so much better than expected, apparently because he didn’t try to set fire to the stage or something.