In personal news, I’m up $22K in the last 2 weeks because of freaks pumping up tech stocks that I bought into when I worked for them.

Just sold Tesla. An $800 BILLION valuation for a carmaker that can’t even figure out when they’re going to ship their next product, and whose big “innovation” for the year is replacing a steering wheel with a rectangular “yoke”?

No thanks. Rode that one as far as I care to.