re: #276 Vicious Babushka

SHUTDOWN IS TOTALLY HARRY REIDS & DEMZ FAULT!!!11!!!!

and…

I TOTALLY CAN’T WANT FOR SHUTDOWN!!!1!! YIPPEE!!!!!11!!!!!

Being Conservative these days should be defined as being able to simultaneously hold two diametrically opposed positions and feel no discomfort from the cognitive dissonance.

Probably because cognitive dissonance requires, you know, COGNITION.