re: #269 Backwoods_Sleuth

Donald Trump can go fuck himself by rolling up one of his older hairpieces. He’s not worthy to tie the shoes of either John, Kerry or McCain.

Let’s imagine if Donald Trump was ordered to perform the same tasks that both of those men, then naval officers performed:

Flying an A-4 Skyhawk on bombing missions opposed by large amounts of Anti-Aircraft Artillery (done by John McCain): Trump would’ve thought the task unworthy of his massive talent, lobbed his bombs in the direction of the enemy from a safe distance, and then called his father for help when his superiors torn him a new asshole for failing to obey his orders.

Commanding a PBR boat in the face of hostile enemy recoiless rifle fire, one hit of which could sink your vessel (done by John Kerry): Trump would “done a Charles C. Johnson” and given new meaning to the term “poop deck”.