re: #248 Occasional Reader

A man and his dog walked into a talent agent’s office.
The man told the agent that his dog could talk.
“OK, let’s see”
“When a house is built, what goes on top?”
Roof! Roof!
“What does sandpaper feel like?”
Rough! Rough!
“Who was the greatest baseball player?”
Ruth! Ruth!
“Get out of here! He’s not talking; he’s just barking”

On the way out, the dog turned to the man and said “DiMaggio?”