re: #275 Desert Dog

Don’t worry, Big Brotha will take care of you! Just drive this POS hybrid from Government Motors, don’t drink, smoke or eat fast food and you will soon know the key to happiness!

hint hint - It’ll be from your benevolent Federal Government, fear not….

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If we all did this we would never die, thus causing a tidal wave of entitlement payments to flow from the treasury. They would have to start a lottery on who to kill just so the gubmint could save money.