re: #271 Alouette

My dad was a very talented artist. Nevertheless it would have been in very poor taste to put an easel and palette on his tombstone.

We disagree. But, that’s okay.

re: #272 researchok

I’ve been to Omaha.

One of the best kept secrets in the country. Really.

Time to whip out my Omaha story. I was at the “Omaha Steak House”. Asked the bartender what she recommended for a Vegetarian. She said, “I’d recommend that he go outside and READ THE BUILDING!”

She said it so fast, I asked her how long she had that joke loaded in the chamber, she said, “Oh, for quite a while. We don’t get many vegetarians around here.”

Funniest damn line I ever heard.