Since this is an open thread.

[rant on] WTF UPS? My fucking package hit town at 0220 hrs this morning. It was put on the truck at 0616 hrs for delivery. It is now 1736 hrs and it still hasn’t been delivered. I realize that commercial deliveries are a priority, But ffs, would it be that difficult to have a few trucks assigned to residential deliveries?

Signed Me [/rant off]