re: #187 Cato the Elder

At the last, he wonders why the “small band of fighters” defending the West is being attacked for its pains.

A lot of these people seem to have a Lord of the Rings complex. With Muslims as sub-human orcs, of course.

The Baron as King Theoden, Dymphna as Galadriel, Fjordman as a windy Aragorn, the elusive Hugh Fitzgerald as Legolas?

That would make Spencer Gimli, I guess.

And Pam? An aging, raging, drunken Eowyn without a Faramir?

I’m taking nominations for the rest of the roles.