re: #266 BigPapa

The left hates corporations.

The right hates government.

Oh noes, what will we do? A king, a king! It is a wonderful thing!

And then he dies, and his snot-dribbling eldest son takes over. Or Snot-Nose the Second starts a war with his smartass younger brother. Over a fight they had years ago about who would get the last drumstick out of the chicken bucket.