Sally, to repeat myself:

From now on, go and make the arguments with yourself. You can pretend I responded saying, “the earth was created 6000 years ago on a Tuesday or something, and I have the scientific proof!” or whatever suits your needs. Because there is no point in arguing with a guy who literally hallucinates that you said something you didn’t, or is so dishonest you can’t argue with my actual points, but you kill repeated straw men in an attempt to exorcise your own personal demons.

So go on, argue with yourself.