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Fat Bastard Vegetarian3/04/2009 5:41:26 pm PST

I could live in a hotel room. Hell…how much room do you need?

We have a three story house. Three bedrooms (one is an office, which is a stretch; a desk, a fax machine and an ironing board.) a family room (basement, no one ever uses it) two car garage, wife parks on one side, junk on the other. Gigantic deck, never go out there. Three bathrooms. Just no freaking reason for all this space.

I probably inhabit 300 sq ft of the entire place.

Oh yeah, Mortgage is only 1300 month.

Roanoke, VA is awesome baby.