re: #173 Cato the Elder

If I come to die and find myself turned away from Valhalla by Thor along with all the other deluded Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jains, Zoroastrians, Wiccans, Animists, Pantheists and the rest, I will at least be able to take comfort in the wailing and gnashing of teeth of the Atheists amongst the crowd.

Among the rejected by an afterlife paradise, atheists will be the happiest of the bunch. After all, we were the ones with the lowest expectations.