re: #285 Gus 802

I’ll be Bach.

So Jerry Bruckheimer comes up to a group of action stars and pitches them a strange new movie about classical musicians, and asks them which one they all would like to play. Bruce Willis pipes up and says, “Hey, I’d like to play Beethoven. That guy was badass, especially since he was deaf.” Sylvester Stallone says, “I’ll play Mozart. Brilliant from a young age, he’s my kind of badass.” Arnold Schwarzenegger sits and thinks for a minute and then says, “I’ll be Bach.”