re: #18 Occasional Reader

[Link:wikipedia.org - Count von Count ]

The Count’s main purpose is educating children on simple mathematical concepts, most notably counting. The Count has a love of counting (arithmomania); he will count anything and everything, regardless of size, amount, or how much annoyance he is causing the other Muppets or human cast.

Next time, we can gather all the rumor mongers together and let them sit quietly while The Count does his thing. Accuracy guaranteed.