re: #23 Cato the Elder

Next up: a manliness/femininity test for teachers to make absolutely sure that no gheys are guiding our children in school.

Anyone applying for a teaching job in Florida shall henceforth have to fuck a member of the opposite sex, on demand, in front of official Christian witnesses.

That should cover it.

My father once had a teaching job at a Christian college. They made him sign a rather remarkable document in which he not only promised not to have gay sex (not a difficult one for my dad), he also had to promise not to practice witchcraft.

Now, my dad had gotten into his mid-twenties at this point without ever having been tempted to practice witchcraft, but once they told him he couldn’t…well.

He still laughs over that contract.