re: #271 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Imagine that poor Seminole brave. Wife says, “Dammit, turn on the air! You’re so damn cheap! My mother told me not to marry you!”

Him, “Ain’t even invented yet!”

heh.

My wife was a loser magnet. I use it on occasion to reflect what her life might be like now had she remained with loser #1 - #4…she doesn’t think it’s fun but i love it.

“gosh, honey, if you’d only stayed with that out-of-work bricklayer…he probably wouldn’t argue with you about this…”