Hey Gang,

Got a problem. I’ve got a mouse somewhere in my house. I know because I can hear him rustling around behind my desk. I’ve spoken to the cats about this and they tell me that it’s not in their work contract to deal with mice. They said that if I bring it up again they are going to the shop foreman and then filing a complaint with NLRB.

Question for you, when did cats unionize? I figured they were more the ‘independent contractor’ type?

RBS