re: #278 Charles

OK, I’m typing this on a laptop, hidden among boxes in my attic while the demon commie children ransack my home looking for evidence of capitalism. I managed to get into the attic right at the last minute before they smashed down my door.

I don’t know how long it will be before they rip out the connections to my Airport Extreme, so if this message ends unexpectedly, tell the people of America that I’ve found the only way to save us! The key to our salvation lies in the secret underground bu

As Charles has lost contact, I am now in control … lawhawk m. haig. ///