re: #290 Amory Blaine

My wife put a stop to that shortly after we moved in together. On a side note, I’m about 2” away from the locks of love minimum and I don’t think I’m going to make it. She HATES my long hair as it’s a hybrid of Arnold Horshack, Albert Einstein and Dr. Cornell West. I’m living on borrowed time.

It will take me four years to grow my hair back to the length where strangers would feel OK about informing me of Locks of Love. I still have some cut-off braids. I’m keeping them! Only emergency personnel can make my hair decisions for me.