re: #282 klys (maker of Silmarils)

If only it were. From UC-Davis in 2011.

In a pathetic example of grasping for excuses, a Fox droid lamely explained that pepper spray is “basically a food product.”
This prompted one of my all time favorite comments at LGF, “In Soviet California, food eats you.”
Can’t remember who said it but it was one of the regulars. If anyone recognizes it as their own, please stand up and accept the applause, again.