re: #277 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I’ve returned, and am now consuming french fries to which I have added Seasoned Salt.

And now on with the cursing.

Dear Mr. Kragar:

As I’m sure you’re aware, the fine for using salt is $1000 per incident. You are hereby directed to submit a signed, notarized list of precisely how many french fries were in that particular order. You shall also be required to submit a check for the total amount. That is, take the number of fries in the order and multiply that by $1000. Oh, and there’s a 24% surcharge for using Seasoned Salt.

Yours in ever-expanding bureaucracy,
Smedley Dunce-Fimble
Director of Stupid Shit for the State of New York